Welcome out, Phillip.
(I know I welcomed you to the forum before, but that was as Alphajunkmail, so now I'm welcoming you as Phillip.
So that's 3440 cured former students of Narconon then, right? Based on their accurate and verified 80% success rate.
Their fake success rate.
Mary, I think Phillip needed a sarcasm smiley. Maybe this one will do.