We are here today to chronicle two important deaths.Some deaths are mourned, and some are not.The death we mourn today is that of Mr. Woozle, perhaps better known as Epic Ferret Guy.Epic Ferret Guy was the beloved companion of our fellow protestor, Lorelei, and was loved by all who knew him. He did something in his short life that very few ferrets have done, or will ever do - he stood bravely with us and protested scientology.Unfortunately, he fought not only scientology, but his own personal medical struggle as well, and on December 21, 2008, he lost his final battle.Rest in peace, Epic Ferret Guy. We are proud to have fought alongside of you.The death that we do not mourn today is that of L. Ron Hubbard.L. Ron Hubbard gave us the scourge that is called scientology and dianetics by some, and called cult, scam, fraud, and deception by others. He fought battles against many things - to name just a few, body thetans, the demons in his mind, those who opposed him, and those who might have helped him, psychiatrists.There is much suspicion surrounding the manner and cause of his death, but in the end, on January 24, 1986, ironically, he was dead - with a hypnotic tranquilizer called Vistaril, a psychiatric drug, in his blood, and ten fresh needle marks in his ass.Rot in hell, L. Ron Hubbard. We are proud to fight against the atrocity you left as a legacy.