Scientology Dyspepsia: Commenters of the Week! - Village Voice (blog)5 November 2011, 9:09 amBy Tony Ortega Sat., Nov. 5 2011 at 9:00 AM
We're feeling a bit woozy after this week of Scientology watching here in the underground bunker. Not sure if it was something we ate, or just the thought of Tom Cruise hurling at Gold Base that has us a bit dizzy.
Anyway, Mr. Cruise was very much on our minds this week, as he featured in most of our stories. On Monday, we had some fun
with an Australian supermarket tabloid, which claimed that Katie Holmes ran out on Mr. Scientology after she'd heard about
our penetrating series on Scientology's retaliatory investigation of South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
But then, early Wednesday morning, we learned that we were big Down Under!
We woke up that day to learn that overnight,
we had appeared on Australian television, helping out Bryan Seymour with his fun piece about Lana Mitchell. Lana was a Sea Org member who worked for a time as a cook at Gold Base, Scientology's secretive international headquarters in the California desert. She told Seymour that it was the staff's job to serve church leader
David Miscavige gourmet meals every couple of hours, and when one of the meals gave DM's bosom buddy
Tom Cruise the shits, she was blamed (unfairly, she says) for giving Tom a bad shrimp.....
More at
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/11/scientology_dys.php
