Author Topic: [Parody] Scientology Not Most Popular Girl At Local Middle School  (Read 1052 times)

Offline Alp

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from a new site: http://www.cultinsider.com/news/not-most-popular

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In an interview last Thursday after second period, the Church of Scientology revealed in a tearful whisper that she fears she is unpopular. "Nobody likes me," she said, accepting a tissue, "and I don't know why."

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Despite her lack of charisma or coherence, Scientology is confident she can become the most popular girl in the school. "My group's expanding," she said. "Look, we have this whole lunch table all to ourselves!"

This humor piece also linked to an earlier Sandy Springs article, from the first time that Scientology's re-zoning motion was denied. There are a bunch of other humor pieces on the site as well.
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Re: [Parody] Scientology Not Most Popular Girl At Local Middle School
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 22:27 »
I confess, I ROFFLED over this one. Hilarious.
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Re: [Parody] Scientology Not Most Popular Girl At Local Middle School
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2009, 15:09 »
a whole lunch table huh!  WOW!!