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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2009, 17:41 »
LOL! For $600, I am almost tempted to buy that as Official Southern Enturbulators Land Yacht. Imagine rolling up on Dunwoody protest spot in that beater, and piling out of it like clowns from a Hyundai.

Alas, I am too refined and ladylike to be seen driving a rolling advert for YooHoo, and I need to pay that $600 / month for healthcare insurance. >:(
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2009, 18:15 »
^^^
LOL

Way off topic... But Lor, can't you get health insurance for less thru school? Or not? 
 
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2009, 18:17 »
just decide to live forever like i did and you won't need insurance.

srs though insurance $$ stink.  maybe u gets real jobs and gets insurance with it?

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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 18:26 »
Real job = lower $ for insurance. 
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 18:39 »
LOL! For $600, I am almost tempted to buy that as Official Southern Enturbulators Land Yacht. Imagine rolling up on Dunwoody protest spot in that beater, and piling out of it like clowns from a Hyundai.

Sadly, it's $66 DOWN ....... which is scary considering it's MAYBE worth the $600 (about $100 more than a dead car at a junk yard xD)

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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2009, 19:26 »
Looks to me like it says 600 down...
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2009, 19:42 »
They want MORE than $600 for YooHooMobile? Hells to the naw!

I mean, I do not think that is pertinent to my interests.
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2009, 19:57 »
I guess now you guys want me to get a photo pf the pink hearse!

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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2009, 20:23 »
Hey, I might actually WANT a pink hearse!

A friend of Ultra's and mine has a hearse that she has made into an art car. Alas, it often decides not to run, as it is old and cranky, but it is still pretty awesome.
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2009, 22:56 »
A critic named "HatGirl" has been feeling artistic and has published these "Wall Of Fire" comix:
http://www.walloffirecomic.com/?p=38
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« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2009, 20:13 »
The Turkey parts have been moved to Stopping Scientology Expansion.

http://forum.reachingforthetippingpoint.net/index.php?topic=304.0

They seemed kinda on-topic and important. 
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Re: MOVED: Clearing Turkey
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2009, 20:54 »
The Turkey parts have been moved to Stopping Scientology Expansion.

http://forum.reachingforthetippingpoint.net/index.php?topic=304.0

They seemed kinda on-topic and important.

LULZ:  getting off lulz topic, going on about Sci xD

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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2009, 21:20 »
On topic:

Wog: How many Scientologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Scientologist: Give me $300,000 and I'll tell you.
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2009, 21:21 »
(Alternate answer: "ZOMG! THAT'S NOT FUNNY. You are a RELIGIOUS BIGOT and I am going to sue you...in ENGLAND!")


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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2009, 21:40 »
(Another alternate answer: "None. When a lightbulb blows, Scientologists Disconnect from it!") *rimshot*

Here's a 'Shoop from SchwimmelPuckel at OCMB:

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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2009, 21:43 »
An ex-Sci on OCMB responds to the "lightbulb" joke question semi-seriously:

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Actually I have been thinking of that question and I figure it would take at least 19 people to try to change a light bulb in a local scientology org and I am sure I am leaving out a lot.

However I feel that in many cases the target would be undoable in a local org.

Explanation:

Here are the personnel resources needed for such a task in David Miscavige's organized scientology:

One person to write the initial program that includes acquiring and then screwing in the light bulb.

One Medical Liaison Officer to treat the program writer after he was beaten by David Miscavige for turning in an “off source” program that is not per “command intention”.

One thug guard whose vocabulary is pretty much limited to “citizens arrest” and “get off our property” to drag the initial program writer to the RPF for “rehabilitation”.

One RPF “twin” who was RPFed for driving like David Miscavige would drive when the local liquor store with David’s favorite scotch was closing in five minutes.

Five burley “true believers” to conduct the gang bang sec check on the initial program writer to find his crimes for violating command intention and upsetting David Miscavige.

One RPF In Charge with the IQ of a tree stump and the looks of Quasimodo who was hand picked by David Miscavige to help the initial program writer through seven years of severe mental masturbation “rehabilitation” and rice and beans to once again be able to join the most ethical group on the planet.

One David Miscavige to finally write the program seven years later as “the only one who can do it” after finding he has already sent the entirety of the Exec Strata and CMO International to the SP house after declaring them, their spouses and everyone they have ever loved SPs.

One middle management programs officer to send a telex to the last known telex number for the local org threatening them with liability for non compliance three days before the program even arrives at the last known address of the local org.

Four members of RTC, OSA, the Finance Police and CMO assigned to the middle management org in between circle jerks all screaming at anyone with a pulse in middle management and threatening them with the RPF if someone does not get those program targets done.

Two missionaries fired to the last known address of the local org to find out why the light bulb has not been screwed in and compliance reported only to find that the last staff in the local org blew four years ago and the org is now a gay bar. The missionaries promptly blow rather than having to send a report to Miscavige with such news.

One top senior in middle management to send a telex to Miscavige telling of compliance rather than facing the music. Miscavige promptly announces the local org as a birthday game winner for their “unprecedented expansion” and starts a multi-million dollar fund raising push for a new “ideal org” property that is needed due to that expansion.

Anyway, I'm thinking something like the above is pretty much what could happen. Just thinking out loud here with an opinion.
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2009, 15:33 »
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Two missionaries fired to the last known address of the local org to find out why the light bulb has not been screwed in and compliance reported only to find that the last staff in the local org blew four years ago and the org is now a gay bar. The missionaries promptly blow rather than having to send a report to Miscavige with such news.

... there's a joke in there, somewhere ...

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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2009, 18:29 »
...Or a song by The Electric 6.
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2009, 17:18 »
(Alternate answer: "ZOMG! THAT'S NOT FUNNY. You are a RELIGIOUS BIGOT and I am going to sue you...in ENGLAND!")


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That always makes me laugh.
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Re: General LULZ
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2009, 06:12 »
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